Older. Yes. Boring. Never.
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Older. Yes. Boring. Never. Built entirely around the message “Older. Yes. Boring. Never.”, this funny birthday card keeps things simple, bold and suitably blunt. It’s ideal for someone who appreciates a birthday joke delivered without unnecessary sentimentality.
• 150 × 150 mm square greeting card
• Printed on premium Fedrigoni Tintoretto Gesso paper
• Lightly textured finish
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes a white envelope
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
For smaller and light items we send via Royal Mail 24 or 48 Tracked. Cost from £3.69
For cards and other thin items we send Royal Mail Large Letter (1st or 2nd class). Cost from £1.65 (untracked). We can also send tracked - select at checkout
For larger or multiple items such as 750ml or 2.5L Frenchic Paint we use Yodel - from £3 or if you prefer DPD Next Day service. This is a flat fee of £5.70 up to 20kg weight. (Royal Mail will not carry tins larger than 500ml) - select at checkout
(NOTE: we don't have parcel collections at the weekend)